The Gender Unicorn Song
leave our kids alone
A long time ago, when the people were green
And there were more gender styles than you've ever seen
They'd run around free with a horse with a horn
the creepiest of all was the UNICORN
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They had two spirit options and non binary
boys who could be girls if they say they’re a she
saying “in the wrong body you were probably born
be what you feel,” said the unicorn
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the teachers they told “grab them while they’re still young
change their name and clothes, but avoid telling mum
tell little Sinead that she ought to be Sean
drive it in their heads with the unicorn”
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Chorus
They had two spirit options and non binary
boys who could be girls if they say they’re a she
they said “in the wrong body, you were probably born -
Be what you feel,” like the unicorn
